Video Transcription
Hey, Drips, it's Alan. Before we start the video, I wanted to show you my tantalum collection.
There really are for all flavors. There's the ones with the big tits, the ones with the ass to crack,
There's even the one with the prick, which is Nemesis's favorite.
If you buy them on the fifth anniversary, use the code you find at the bottom of the screen to get a JumboTron.
Bye-bye, pimps and slappers!