I Saw Stepmommy Blowing Santa Clause

♪ I saw Mommy blowin' Santa Claus ♪

♪ Suckin' on his candy cane all night ♪

♪ His belt dropped from his waist ♪

♪ Bells jingled at a quickening pace ♪

♪ He ho-ho-hoed then shot his load ♪