I invite my girlfriend to the park to convince her to have sex for the first time, we go to the apartment and I put my huge penis in her.

How nice this afternoon, Mom.

Well, yeah, it's chilly with plenty of air.

If it's really nice, look at those beautiful flowers, don't you want one?

I wanted to talk to you. - With you?

Well, actually, we've been here a long time. - Uh-huh.