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I've got some beautiful little pieces of lingerie for you. I'm sure you're shocked because when I told you I was going shopping for you, you assumed, "Oh, a nice man's t-shirt. Oh, how about some boxers or a nice suit?"
No, no, no, no, no. I got something fun and girly for you. I got these hot little panties. Oh, this just screams gardening, doesn't it? Gardening in Miami. I actually really love this set. I might even steal this.
But anyways, I got this nice little beautiful lingerie set for you, and I made sure that they're extra padded cups so that you have some boobage because you don't have much of anything there because you're a man. So you don't have any boobs. These are going to make you have boobs. That's right. You're really going to look like a chick now.
So I got these for you and this cute little number.
In the back you have butterflies and flowers.