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Dear Teen Power, when I got back from the rave last night, I felt kind of funny.
Maybe it was the six hits of ecstasy I did, or it could have been the special K.
Who knows? Anyways, I decided to crash out and ***** it off.
Big mistake. I never woke up. I mean, like, I'm dead, dude.
And this totally sucks, because I have a date tomorrow night with this cute guy I've been crushing on.