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I got my birthday all planned out. I wanted to drink a bunch of Four Loko's and swim across the lake after midnight.
I don't think it's that far across. It looks real close.
Roger, didn't you just have a birthday a couple of months ago?
Ah, that's right. You made us ride ATVs on Ted Nugent's ranch without his permission.
Fine, you caught me. It's not my birthday. That's the only day of the year I can get you nervous Nellie can do anything adventurous.