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Hello, welcome to the Spoim Sperm Clinic. I'm Nurse Spoim, but you jacks can call me Jill.
Now, when it comes to coming in a cup, unlike in life, you should not, I repeat, you should not aim for the sky, but rather into this cup.
Pretending that you're an old-timey firefighter putting out the Chicago fire of 1901 will do you no favours here.
In order for us to properly determine who the father of this ***** of strange masked motel room sex is, I need sperm and plenty of it.
So by all means, aim high in terms of your sperm count, but don't actually aim high, because then you'll miss the cup.