Video Transcription
Now, you are going to prove yourself as a good human carpet.
I'm not quite sure if you can take it though, you worthless little piece of furniture.
I'm going to walk all over your body and see if you're worth playing around my apartment.
Or if I should maybe get rid of you, like getting rid of an old rug.
If you are a good human carpet, you won't share the fate of old rugs.