Video Transcription
There's one thing to be absolutely sure that's going to happen.
In the heat of the moment and in the dark of that room, you're going to reach over to grab your wife
and you're going to accidentally grab the other guy. Or he may grab you.
It happens. And no, it does not make you gay.
But to clarify things, make sure that your ad clearly states, "Looking for straight male, not bisexual."