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Honey, you know how I went out with friends last night? For drinks?
Well, my friends were talking about how amazing their sex life is, how amazing their husbands are
and when it was my turn, I was honest. I told them that our sex is terrible, that you can't find my clitoris,
that your dick is too small, that you can't please me, that I don't respect you, I don't love you
and we laughed at you all night. Yes. So thank you for the laugh so much.