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Haha! What's up play ball? It's me, the Boner Fairy, and I'm here to just tell you to get your ass in the bed. It's way past your bedtime.
Go ahead, beat your junk, go to bed, wake up tomorrow refreshed.
Alright, I'm just gonna fix my rugs real quick, 'cause that gets on my nerves and tuck my tits.
I'm just gonna come out the kitchen with some cranberry juice just to say goodnight.
Alright, pay attention.