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Hi, my name's Carl. The girls call me Wicked Carl. Let me tell you why.
It's my job to scour the country, north and south, everywhere.
To find housewives, filthy, dirty, slutty bitches, you know, that want to be wicked housewives.
You're going to be seeing a lot more of me, because it's my responsibility to get out there, interview the girls,
of course, being in charge of quality control. I've got to try them out as well.