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On a rainy, fucking sun-drenched, sun-drenched my arse, water-drenched, doggy mission, in the Leicestershire countryside.
And as you can see, you don't need to be an Einstein to figure out what I can see over here.
Fuck me, good job I ain't got my new sneakers on.
See, rain, snow, sleet, it don't matter.
Fucking pissing it down.