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Sweetheart, I love you. You slept on the couch. I hope my lover and I didn't make too much noise.
Congratulations on your promotion, my love, you've gone from Mary's status to Marie Cuckoo's.
Love is kissing your wife while her breath smells like another evil's dick.
Certainly my panties would be soaked with semen if I wore one.
You see, I keep my word.