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Hi! We heard you're new here. My name is Emma and this is my girlfriend Whitney.
And we are lesbian recruiters. We were just wondering if you've ever considered becoming a lesbian.
That's one hell of a welcome to college. Are you for real? Is this a joke they play on freshmen?
Why would we be joking? Look, we aren't a part of any official welcoming committee, but we would love the opportunity to come speak with you.
So, can we come in? Do you have orgasms? It's okay if you don't feel like talking about it.