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Uh, this is very embarrassing, and I really can't believe I'm actually telling you this, but...
Okay, here goes. Well, it was my high school reunion, and I was really crazy about this girl named Shelly.
'Cause Shelly had these big, beautiful mammoth tits. And all through high school, I was just dying to see them, and I never did.
Back then, she was a cheerleader or something like that. Now, at the time of the reunion, I think she was a rocket scientist.
Not. But what she did for a living wasn't important. I was just dying to see those tits.