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Dude, you are such a pussy. If that surfer gave me that look, I'd chase him down the beach pronto.
I'm a lifeguard, dumbass. I just can't chase after every dimwit that walks by.
True, but not all dimwits look like him. It's obvious he wants you. He comes down here every morning because he knows you work for a ship.
I mean, look at those pissant waves out there. It's you he's wanting to ride.
Fuck off, man.