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You want to hear about the first time I went riding on a bike?
You don't want to hear about that, because that was with my dad.
What you really want to hear is about the first time I went riding on a bike with a biker, and I got sucked.
Yeah, that's what you perverts want to hear about. Yeah.
I was walking down the railroad tracks, minding my own business, and this guy came up on a hot black bike.