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Captain's log supplemental. The away team has returned with a strange alien
contraption which has had a puzzling effect on Dildo and C'n't C'e.
What seems to be the problem, Dr. Kutcher? Well, Commander, something abnormal is going on.
Ever since C'n't C'n't and Dildo had intercourse, their body ratings have become exceedingly low.
Maybe. We should have a science lab take a look at it. No way. If these things are as much fun as I think they are, I would get the first crack at it.