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My fellow Americans, I'm speaking to you tonight about a strange new phenomenon that has infiltrated our military bases and spread throughout our armed *****.
It has a name. Listen carefully.
It's called Nymph Fever. And I'll say it again. Nymph Fever.
I thought it was a hoax. I didn't believe such a thing was possible until I fell victim to it myself.
Now I'm issuing a warning to everyone in this great country of ours.