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Hello and welcome. My name is Ben Dover. Actually no it's not. That was wishful thinking. Not Ben.
I'm here today taking Ben's place because the senile old goat has fucking missed his train.
He sent along his sidekick who quite frankly is better than he is and I've brought along my sidekick Mr Wayne King.
Nice to see you made an effort today Wayne. Well dressed for the occasion. I know I should show these American fuckers innit.
So we've got one dressed as a hooker here and a real hooker over there. Hi. What's your name darling? My name is Amy Azura.