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I have a flat, went over the speed bump too fast.
Mm-hmm, came right off the rim.
Nah, I can't take it to the mechanic, I can't even drive it.
No, there's this new, like, it's weird, they're like mechanics, but they're on bikes.
And they come riding these sexy little shorts, little, little, you know, little bicycle get-up.