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I'm Bella Guerrilla Scobarossi. I am 5'4", 135 pounds, coming to you from Las Vegas, Nevada.
I am Chris Eppick, the Lumberjack. I am 6'2" and 200 pounds, and I'm fighting out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
They're giving me a nice, tall, handsome lumberjack, and I can't wait to chop him down and have my way with him.
I've seen Bella's tape. I'm not that impressed. She can't handle all this man. There's no way. I'm gonna destroy her.
After I beat him in the last round, I'm gonna chop his wood with my thighs.