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You know, this is private property. There are rules against doing this, even in this great state of California.
You cannot pee in public.
Sir, I needed to go to the bathroom. I was not going to pee in my pants. I just thought I'd pull over.
There's hardly any cars around here, and I didn't know you...
Well, I'm going to have to cite you. I think, I mean, there are ordinances in this city against this type of stuff.