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This is Jeremiah McPherson, Hallelujah Johnson, the Big Dick Bully, the voice of God.
I just worked out for eight hours straight and you still gonna eat my eyes.
I just had a long, hard day at work and you still gonna eat my eyes.
I just ran a half a marathon and you still gonna eat my eyes.
I just ran 26.1 miles on a slow jog on a hot, humid day and you still gonna eat my eyes.