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Really? Wait, so... but we've been best friends for like forever. You've never told me this
before. You're... okay, I get that you're a virgin, but no girl has ever touched you
before ever? Like, not even a handjob? Oh... okay, well... that sucks. Seriously, that
really sucks. Okay, well, I mean, I'm your best friend, right? Okay, so let me just do
you a favor. Let me just... let me just give you a handjob, okay? So you've had one. I