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Is there any pork rinds left in the pack?
What am I talking about? Of course there's not pork rinds in the pack. We ran out of pork rinds two days ago.
The fuck did I eat this morning?
I mean look around dude, there's nothing but pine cones, squirrels and dung beetles.
Oh my god, there's no telling what the fuck I got in that pack last night.