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Every time I go to apply for a job, they want to know about what kind of special skills I have.
How can I list that my two favorite pastimes are surfing the web and masturbating?
I met this guy on the internet in a chat room and he instantly asked me to go to one of
the private chat rooms with him.
The minute we got there, this pervert started asking me all sorts of questions about myself.