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Bye, Mama. Have a safe flight. I'll call you in a few days. Love you.
Damn, I'm glad that your mother is finally gone.
I know, five weeks of sightseeing every day and watching Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy at night is not my idea of a good time.
I swear, if I had to look at that Weasley Pat Sajak one more time, I was going to start acting like an out-of-work postal employee.
I know, I kept imagining myself on Oprah, women who strangle their mothers and the women who help them.