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Relax my body on calm, lose my virginity on prom, throw me a party on surprise, lock my thick body on these thighs, get me real high on legalized, meet me up here, meet me here, on harmonize, or if you wish, feel free to write me an old-fashioned letter or address it to television, city, studio, 7800 Beverly Boulevard, Los Angeles, California, 91136.
I'll reply to your letter with a set of instructions telling you to head to the bathroom, turn off all the lights, stand in front of the mirror and say my name three times backwards, Nedrock Samaj, Nedrock Samaj, Nedrock Samaj.
If you do this correctly, I will appear in the mirror cupboard head to toe in blood and I will say, "Why did you summon me mortal?"
And you'll be like, "I don't know, I just followed the instructions on your letter and now how do I get you out of my mirror?"
And honestly, I'm not really sure, I didn't think this through that far.