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This is why it takes so long to get ready. I got to bust a nut before I go out.

This is why I take so long to get ready. I got to bust a nut before I go out.

Otherwise, I can't focus for shit. My third leg would be hanging down to my knees ready to fuck something.

Okay, mom, seriously? You're banging on the door like I'm in there building a spaceship. It's the shower.

It's supposed to be relaxing, but fine, since you're timing me like I'm prepping for the Olympics,

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