sazelus

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Null, 49 years old
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Mossel Bay South Africa
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genbo
genbo 1 month ago
Thanks mate 
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sazelus
sazelus Host 11 months ago
@JasminTease. With a comment like the one you left below, what can one do ?!

One must paint your toenails with some Marabbastadt Nail Polish, record your attendant growls and curses, and send the recording, along with a good bottle of whiskey, to some tinpot dictator of some central African banana republic, who will try to gain diplomatic recognition, by using the recording as their new national anthem.

Since this effort is bound to fail, be assured that said dictator will mollify your bruised little ego, with a strict diet of maize porridge and gravy, until the dimensions of your arse is voluminous enough, to make his political opponents jump joyously into a pool of crocodiles, in their fevered efforts to get ahold of it.

Your trial at The Hague for Crimes Against Humanity, will be very interesting to follow.
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JasminTease
JasminTease 11 months ago
You dont look at people profiles before you try and add as friends? Pathetic loser, afraid and hiding on the internet.. I dont want "friends" who are pathetic like you. Read people damn profile before you just add them, Pathetic dummy!
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sazelus
sazelus Host 10 years ago
... the melancholy of desires' wake ... the monopoly of fires, madmen makes ... the apocalypse of crashing lips ... the epochal twists of fevered grips ... and the end of all forbidden texts ... for a creed of the maddest sex ...
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sazelus
sazelus Host 10 years ago
Laura, my darling Laura, I do believe that I am going to take you out for coffee should I ever be in your neck of the woods. And there's gonna be no seduction ... no sirreee ... we're gonna go straight for the good stuff,

Lemon Meringue.

Resistance is futile :wink:
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twilightwomen
twilightwomen 10 years ago
Ah, sazelus, don't you know the motto of our site is "seduction and hopeless resistance"? It's futile! :wink:
(Hope all is well with you, my friend!)
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sazelus
sazelus Host 10 years ago
... now now Laura, with these impeccable manners of yours, you'll turn me into a gentleman ... I find myself powerless to resist you. Cease thine ministrations oh thou sagacious woman.

For what shall I do now ???

Sadly, now one must halt all fiendish plots of smuggling pizzas into Weigh-Less offices ...
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twilightwomen
twilightwomen 10 years ago
Hi sazelus! Just a note to thank you for your friendship here. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance and I appreciate your very kind comments on our videos. Best wishes, xo
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sazelus
sazelus Host 10 years ago
... Ahhhh, then to mount you upon a Sybian, and turn its dial from 'Low' straight to 'Oh No !' ... and then to walk out ... and measure the mileage of the melodies ... that is the rages of your ecstasies ... :wink:
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jroc01 10 years ago
Dude there is 2 of us. My husband has been writing now it's me. You are obviously an idiot if you can't look on someone's page and clearly tell they are real. Don't need a response from you and your ridiculous profile picture you have just been blocked!!
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