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One must paint your toenails with some Marabbastadt Nail Polish, record your attendant growls and curses, and send the recording, along with a good bottle of whiskey, to some tinpot dictator of some central African banana republic, who will try to gain diplomatic recognition, by using the recording as their new national anthem.
Since this effort is bound to fail, be assured that said dictator will mollify your bruised little ego, with a strict diet of maize porridge and gravy, until the dimensions of your arse is voluminous enough, to make his political opponents jump joyously into a pool of crocodiles, in their fevered efforts to get ahold of it.
Your trial at The Hague for Crimes Against Humanity, will be very interesting to follow.
Lemon Meringue.
Resistance is futile
(Hope all is well with you, my friend!)
For what shall I do now ???
Sadly, now one must halt all fiendish plots of smuggling pizzas into Weigh-Less offices ...