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Girls! Girls! Watch out! Watch out! There's a two-legged ****** running about.
If it smokes a great big cigar, and it hangs around at a bar,
If it tells the biggest lies, wears the loudest ties, it's a man.
If it acts just like a cross patch, has a face with whiskers that scratch,
If it's stubbornness can be mean and ornery, it's a man.