Bram Stroker

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Need something NEW to bust to? Looking for something completely different? Sounds like you’re the next cuntestant off for whose funds I’ll be wanking. Kaleidocum and chill? How bout a haiku to help you relax and get in the mood. Grow-And-A-Show, Ho. Fellati Oh, Now You Show? Cum, Cum Slut, Eat Cum! Perfect! Now you’re relaxed and ready to explore. First, let me fill you in. About me: Well, lost my job a few months back. Since pretty much all I do now is endlessly masturbate in front of literal sluts, I figure I should probably stop doing it for free. No one, and I mean not one person will want me to wind up being the next shelter-challenged guy having his morning wank out by your dumpster. It should go without saying; that’s the sort of thing you’re going to want to have for breakfast at your dining room table. So, please! Help your new buddy Bram Stroker out! And of course, enjoy the show. You Deserve it.

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