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Productive Week!

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I like when at the end of the week I feel that I’ve been productive and gotten stuff done. Not just work, but gym, hanging with friends, and spending some time outdoors… I regularly assess what makes me happy and content outside of work, and usually topping my list is being outdoors. What’s topping your list?

Yesterday I tried a new hike. Even though there were pics of a creek on google maps, it was dried up out there. But sitting on a rock and enjoying the stillness, fresh air and quietness resets me 🙂

Obviously spending time with Hunter makes me happy and here’s our weekly shenanigans which mostly consist of napping. I built him this fabulous ‘tent’ too where he likes to hide and sometime sneak attack from…

Oh, and I think Hunter has a girlfriend now. This is a pic from my neighbor with his cat Princess 🙂 Love is in the air….

Had some fun with Joslyn James this week too. Only a couple of BTS pics of me so far 🙂

And some pics I shot last week. There seems to be a theme, me cleaning which I really don’t like doing! But I’m good at pretending 🙂

And since this is a blog about me, more me….

I rocked at pickleball this week! So much fun and just booked a lesson for this upcoming week too so hopefully I keep it up 🙂 Maybe it’s my new pickleball hat?

Today I was invited to King von Nuggets 10-year birthday party 🙂 It was a brunch and it was great. Didn’t get a great pic of the birthday boy but he is a lively doggo for being 10 years!

Got my blood drawn and survived. Had to get extra coffee to get the energy going, but still crashed after 🙂 But good volume on the hair though hahhaaa…

This week is going to be busy. Leaving for Prague on Friday and before that I have to get tested since I’m shooting there. Shooting the last of my custom orders before leaving, getting my hair and nails done, squeezing in pickleball and then packing. Knowing European weather, you need to pack for cold, wind, rain and possibly summer clothes 🙂

Now some homemade tacos for dinner 🙂

XXX Puma

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A Mix of Everything…

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Per usual I managed to find the weights at the gym in the beginning of the week… I actually went lifting yesterday too after playing pickleball 🙂 This week was like 80% pickleball and 20% weights, so I will consider that as an improvement!

I have had some pain in my left shoulder and went to see Tony again. Angel has used him for years and now I’m hooked too. He does massage and physical therapy. I book 90min and he really digs his fingers and elbows in the sore spots, but my body feels 10 years younger after!

It was also Kayla’s birthday this week so I graced her with my presence 🙂 Her being so thankful, she gave me this jar of tallow that she made . Am I not supposed to give her a gift on her birthday?

I did take her to get our nails done and then we overate Korean BBQ and I had a cup or two of rice wine…

When we were getting our nails done a lab called me back to schedule a blood draw. Have to get it done to make sure I’m healthy enough to be put under anesthesia for the surgery in Prague. They ask me for my age and I say that I’ll be 39 in September. Kayla looks at me and I pretty quickly realize that I had subtracted 10 years. I’ll be freaking 49. Came a bit of a shock because 39 feels more accurate and fitting hahhaaaa…. The guy on the phone said to celebrate the fact that I’ve made it this far and I decided he is correct! Cheers to that!

Got a lot of work done this week…

Those last Brazzers outfits I grabbed last time I was shooting the Brazzers MILF roundtable (it’s released now) and they got some pretty good outfits I must say 🙂

Hunter, the king of this household is as good as ever. I think he has taken it upon himself to guard our street….

We also have the same taste in great humans. Kayla was over and Hunter gave her a breath check and he loves my friend Maria who also popped by…

Now he is next to me with a paw for support while I’m blogging…

I also finished the series Goliath with Billy Bob Thornton. Season 1 & 4 was the best and I can recommend the series 🙂

Watched Havoc with Tom Hardy last night too and liked it…

Also finished reading “Handmaid’s Tale” and “The Testaments” by Margaret Atwood. I started watching the series on TV a while back and remembered it being very good. The books I think were pretty good, but not as exciting as the series…

Spent today mostly chilling and cleaning up my computer of unnecessary files, old photos and videos. Felt the urge for some pickleball and went playing for a couple of hours 🙂 Too lazy to make any proper food so fired up a couple of hot dogs because I still like to keep it fancy hahhaaa…

Almost forgot, Happy Mothers Day to all moms out there. I’m a cat mom and I think that counts 🙂

Hope you are doing great! The World Cup for hockey is happening right now. On Tuesday Finland plays Sweden. Obviously Finland wins! Are you a hockey fan?

XXX Puma

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Sick, AZ Shoot, Utah…

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It finally got me last week! The whatever flu that everyone seemed to be getting or have had. Didn’t feel too sick, but lost all energy for a couple of days. Rested, took baths, read, watched TV and napped with Hunter…

Then it was time to fly to Phoenix to shoot for a couple of days. The flight was so early I needed coffee as soon as I got to the airport!

I’ve heard about these self driving taxis and there were a bunch of them at the airport. So cool! Anyone ever gotten a ride in one?

Got to the location and 1st day was all about me, me, and more meeee!

When we were done shooting we were chilling in the pool with a great sunset as a backdrop and I crowned myself as the lost queen of Sweden…

When I travel and don’t know if there will be coffee, I bring these pouches of instant coffee. I get them from a specialty roaster so they taste a little bit better than the instant coffee from the grocery store…

Then Kayla came and I had to share the spotlight 🙂 We get a tad too excited at times when we work together, but we managed to pull it off before I was sent home 🙂

I also assisted Greg on a boudoir shoot here in Vegas. So much fun and I always learn a bunch from him. Since he is so nice he also came by one day to teach me some new tricks in Lightroom and how to use Evoto for editing photos.

This weekend me & a friend made a roadtrip to St George in Utah. Amazing scenery when you drive…

Got hungry and found a seafood joint called Rusty Crab Daddy. Sooo good and garlic-y 🙂

Saw a table order some desert and asked what it was. Apparently they’re called ‘Beignets’. Deep-fried pastry served hot with lots of powdered sugar. It might be one of my favorite desserts now! Holy moly they are tasty!!!!!

Rented an Airbnb on the outskirts of town and loved walking out to the trees and farm animals as neighbors!

And what do you think I had for breakfast? Tripplets of Beignets filled with different things!

And more coffee because there can never be too much caffeine…

Then drove to Pine Valley to hike a little and check the area out. One day I hope to go camping there, Quiet and tranquil.

I had some cool pose in mind, but I don’t think I nailed it hahahaa…

At a gas station there was these cute chicks for sale. Considered if Hunter would like a buddy, but I think he might use it as a toy, so no chicks for us… Other than human ones!

Heard about this pie place and since it was just across the street and I’m always down for a snack/treat, off we went. I had a raspberry/rhubarb slice and it made love to my taste buds! They had a map there where people visiting marked where they’re are from. Someone from Oulu, Finland had visited. That’s where my family is from. Very cool!

For dinner we hit their popular BBQ spot Pica Rica. A lot of stuff was already sold old, but got some tasty chicken tinga and pulled pork.

There was this funky bar called Spiritual around the corner. Finished the night off with a couple of cocktails 🙂

Awesome day all together and happy I didn’t step on this big toad when entering the house…

Packed up today and visited Snow Canyon State Park on the way to town. Great views of the red rocks and cool sand dunes…

Wanted more BBQ so went back to Pica Rica and had delicious ribs for brunch…

Only a 2h drive from Vegas and I will probably visit again 🙂 Going to look into renting an RV as I would love to camp out there…

Going to order some food and watch some TV with Hunter tonight 🙂 Next week got a couple of shoots planned and a massage so far. Got a ‘property evaluation’ too when they come and check that I haven’t torn the house down. Just saw that it’s Cinco de Mayo tomorrow. Maybe Hunter wants to celebrate since he’s Mexican after all. Will give him extra treats!

Got something fun to share?

All the best, Puma

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Catching up, Easter, Rolfing…

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Happy belated Easter 🙂 Did you do something fun? I tried to take some cute Easter themed pics with Hunter and our bunny ears. As usual when I try to dress him up he did not feel the holiday vibe and did not play along. But an A for effort, right?

My Easter consisted of 3h of pickleball yesterday. Got carried away. This kid tried to teach me and finally I went to the squash room to hit against the wall to practice some different paddle moves hahahaaa…

On Friday I had the pleasure of some girl fun with Kayla and Monique Alexander. It was years since I saw Monique and there was a lot of catching up. We joked afterwards that we probably did about 10% shooting and 90% of laughing and going down memory lane.

Stopped by the farmers market too and saw that they put up the roller skating rink now. I really want to try it even though I know I will be horrible at it. I just want to be like Heather Graham as Rollergirl in the movie Boogie Nights! And how cute is this dog that I saw too?

That was pretty much my Easter 🙂

I started organizing all the clothes I got from Shay. I am really bad at organizing because I get bored in the middle of it and find a new task, so it pretty much looks the same in the room hahahaa…

I got some beautiful rose bushes by the house and they were the inspo for my mani/pedi this week 🙂

I tried a new recipe from Instagram. Dates filled with brie cheese and walnuts wrapped in bacon and then grilled in the oven. I was so excited about making them, but they turned out like crumpled dry nutsacks! I still give myself an A for effort though 🙂

Dressed up, got some face paint on and got creative… Did someone call for mommy LOL 😉

Managed to get one strength training session in at the gym last week. Why can’t you just get ripped from playing pickleball?!? I’d have at least a 10-pack now!

Got to do some maintenance too. Tried a 2h massage in the house, which actually was not a massage, but it’s called rolfing. Google said this about it – ‘Rolfing, also known asS tructural Integration, is a deep tissue manipulation therapy that focuses on realigning the body’s connective tissue, or fascia, to improve posture, flexibility, and overall well-being’. It was interesting, but I think I prefer a massage . Then I microneedled my face and that was enough maintenance for last week 🙂

I can’t do Botox now, because I booked my trip to Prague and am having eyelid surgery there June 1st 🙂

Got to whip together something to eat now and who knows, maybe I’ll organize some clothes after 🙂 Probably not, but it sounded good and productive. The week is pretty open so let’s see what happens. Leaving you with this adorable dog I spotted at Petco while buying treats for Hunter and me trying my best to look adorable 🙂

Laters, Puma

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Testing, Brazzers, Fox vs Puma…

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A lot of people ask how we test for STD’s and how often? Most performers and companies demand a test no older than 14 days. I got tested last week and we leave urine, blood, and swab our throat & butt for testing. You have your results the next day!

Flew to LA to be on a Brazzers Roundtable talk MILF edition. So much fun. Was there with Alexis Faux, Richelle Ryan and Joanna Angel. Fun swapping and sharing Milf stories and experiences 🙂 Got a little trip down the memory lane and I shot one of my first Milf scenes in 2006 for Brazzers, 29 years old. Time flies 🙂

It was also International Pet Day last week so I forced myself into Hunter’s space to snap a selfie with him. He looks pretty regal there surveying his domains…

Of course there was pickleball too. I think I’ve gotten a tiny bit better which is about damn time!

Got a delivery from a company in the Netherlands that makes top notch BDSM whips. Pretty damn impressive! I can’t wait to smack some a*s with these hahhahaaa… If you need a whip ( like who doesn’t?) –> https://slagwerkatelier.com/

I’ve been thinking that I want to go blond again. Kayla had a blond wig that I borrowed to see how I’d feel about it. Apart from the wig looking a bit like a floor mop on my head, I think blond is a go! Or what do you think?

On Saturday I got together with Kayla and Shay Fox. Never done anything more than exchanged a few words with Shay, so it was great to get to know her inside and out LOL… And let me tell you, she is fabulous and so funny.

We had such a fun day together! I love people with humor and the day flew by too fast! Did I mention that Kayla and I walked away with almost a brand new closet since Shay had cleaned out her closet of stuff that she didn’t want anymore? That just stroked my hoarder heart even more hahhaaaa…

My Swedish friend Cathrine is like an encyclopedia of Vegas and stuff to do here. Visited the Big Bend Recreational Beach yesterday and it’s only 1,5h from us. Wow, what a place! The water in the river is so clear, not to mention cold. Nice sand and it wasn’t crowded. It gets busy when it gets hotter here and people are trying to cool down. Fried in the sun and hand fed some ducks too 🙂

I just woke up from a nap. Played 3h of pickleball this morning hahahaaa… This week has another girl who I never shot with on the schedule and then I plan to stuff myself with chocolate Easter bunnies this weekend 🙂 Going to book my trip to Europe now for my eyelid surgery and hopefully some shooting out there too! Leaving you with a couple of gourmet meal pics from last week: filet mignon nachos and a tasty hot dog 🙂 And me in my closet ready to pounce!

Got plans for Easter? If you have extra chocolate, don’t be shy, share 🙂

XXX Puma

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Burros, Scammers & Sleazing…

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I like the weather in Vegas now. I usually join Hunter for his morning watch of our street and we catch some sun-rays before we start hustling 🙂

Since one of us has to bring in the dinero for this household (aka me), I put in some work hours. I finally used my backdrop in silver that I made and I think it looks pretty fancy!

This fun play date was also released on my OF page – www.onlyfans.com/pumaswede. It is with Sophie Marie, Brittany Andrews and Veronica Avluv. It was a Tupperware party with a twist 😉

It’s pretty remarkable how many people are out there trying to pull a scam! I learned to be aware and last week someone pretended to be a girl I knew from back in the day. She asked to shoot content together. I asked her to write me a DM on IG to verify it’s really her. The person suggested FaceTime, and I suggested to wear a Michael Myers mask LOL…. I wonder what these fakes want to get out of it?

Trained Body20 one last time with Angel last week because she took off to Europe 😦 I played some pickleball too, but was overall bad at it so wasn’t any fun! But on a side note, I played today and I was pretty awesome 🙂 Also got a lesson booked for later this week!

Took a hike this weekend and I finally got to see some wild burros. Two different groups of them too. So cool and they were so cute! And one of them was pretty well endowed hahhaaaa….

I don’t think there was much else worth reporting about happening last week. This week I’m going to LA for one day to shoot and got a shoot planned for this weekend too. More pickleball and in the evenings I tried to get some reading done. Also started watching a series called ‘Utopia’ which is pretty awesome. Also watched a an episode of ‘Lonesome Dove’ and it’s pretty good. If you haven’t read the book, I can really recommend it if you like stories about the old old west, cowboys & Indians!

Leaving you with me looking pretty cool (I think), a rose outside my place, Settebello pizza yet again, and I spotted this cute dog outside the restaurant. Doggie obviously wanted pizza too!

Have a fun-tastic week!

XXX Puma

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Cloning Privates, Pool, Food & Drinks…

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Monday mornings are usually reserved for pickleball and I showed up pretty pink 🙂

Had friends in town and we tried out Casa Playa at the Wynn. Very cozy restaurant and the food was great too. They have a small dog named Lucy that eeeeverybody adored! I wish I could bring Hunter with me everywhere, but I think he enjoys peace and quiet more…

Last week we had some hot days here in Vegas so I did a pool day with Angel and Kayla. Not to forget Angels dogs who love the sun as much as we do! This one is Henney 🙂

Hunter loves the sun too in moderation and prefers to enjoy it from my neighbours backyard. It’s so funny. When I can’t see him, I look out from my bathroom window and find him chilling at the neighbours hahahaa…

He loves his morning cuddles and I think he sees me as his personal assistant (aka slave) at times! Here holding his head up so he can be comfortable 🙂

There was a small mishap with my last delivery from the Amish farm. Somehow my delivery was scheduled to LA. Luckily a fellow customer was nice and offered to drive it halfway to Vegas for me to pick it up. Still a 4h drive back and forth! Anywaaaays, I got my pork shoulder and I made amazing pulled pork. Yes, I’m definitely bragging! Used it for tacos and it was sooo goood! More bragging… And Hunter loved it too as he has to sample everything!

Jennifer Dark was in town so me &. Angel took her to Body20 to try it out.

Invited them them over for some pulled pork after. But first Hunter!

Shoots this week too…

Then we got creative and cloned our ‘special parts’ hahahaaa… I have to say they turned out amazing and it was so much fun! And messy LOL… Since I’m trying to keep this blog pg safe, the messy pics and video of this will be up shortly on my OF page 🙂

While on the shooting topic, me, Kayla and Angel also shot for Ken Marcus yesterday. As the legend he is, he knew exactly what he wanted and we worked hard! My legs are sore today from getting into and holding some of the poses. Just have a couple of BTS pics for now…

Got to let your hair down at times too. Finally got to visit the famous Golden Tiki Bar with my Swedish friend Cathrine. It is supercool! Fun cocktails, the decor is right up my alley and my favorite is the wallpaper in the bathroom!

Leftovers and some wisdom at the end 🙂

Got a session at Body20 today and just might top it off with some pickleball. Took out a whole beef tenderloin from the freezer that I have to Google on how to cook. Otherwise I don’t have so much planned for this week… Just realized it’s April Fools Day today! Did you fool anyone yet? I’ll let you know next week if I pull any jokes on anyone today hehehheee…

Wishing you a great week!

XXX Puma

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Me and more about me… :)

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On Monday me, Angel and Kayla went to meet with Ken Marcus at his studio. He is such a cool guy and has shot one of my all time favorite people, Clint Eastwood! He has some interesting stories too from his years as a photographer. And guess his age? Dude is 78 years old and still going strong! I hope I have my health at that age and still doing whatever I’m doing at that point 🙂 We are shooting with him at the end of the month and I think it will be awesome!

Have played a lot of pickleball this week and made some improvements. Obviously not as many and as fast as I wish, but at least I’m not getting worse. Played 3h one day and was pretty drenched after since I got to play with some pros and tried to keep up…

I did another class of Body20. Since I want a big booty, they gave me 2 ‘electro’ pads or whatever they are called on each buttcheak. My booty was crying for a couple of days after!

Working 9 – 5 like Dolly Parton sings… Not quite, but I like Dolly and the song 🙂

Also showed off mine and Joslyns hard work for St Patrick’s Day 🙂

And last, but not least, my and my wifey Sandy’s creation went up on the internet 🙂 Check us out and all of my fantastic acting skills 😉 –> www.myslink.app/pumaswede and choose the VIP option.

Got my hair recolored to a warmer tone too. Like it much better now than the mousy color from last week 🙂

Cooking healthy has been going so so… I’m obsessed with sourdough bread at the moment. Just toast it in tallow in the pan and then a lot of butter on it – YUMMY! Made this tasty breakfast sandwich too with ham, cheese and an egg!

But healthy only goes so far when you are hangry and Settebello Pizza is on the way to home 🙂 I’m telling you again, if you ever get the chance, GO THERE!

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Finally finished this backdrop for photoshoots! Hopefully I’ll use it next week and you can get more impressed by me 🙂

Oh, some lingerie that needs to go so had to showcase them… With Hunter as a prop!

Had a consultation about an eyelid surgery this morning and it’s scheduled wohoooo. Will tell you more about it when I’ve booked my flights etc. Got friends coming into town tomorrow and trying a new Mexican restaurant for dinner tomorrow night. Got training scheduled, some shooting, most likely pickleballing some and plan to work on my tan since it’s getting hot out here 🙂

Started watching “Dark Winds” and like it a lot. Also watched 2 episodes of the 3rd season of White Lotus. Loved the previous 2 seasons and fingers crossed this one picks up. Also got 1 episode of the new season of The Righteous Gemstones in. If you haven’t seen the series, watch it! It’s hilarious!

Craving ice cream and considering if I should just try to resist it? Or give in and be the new healthy me tomorrow hahahaaa…

What’s up with you?

XXX Puma

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DYI, Food, King Hunter

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It was a good week even though Vegas had some rain and cold weather. I am easily bored with food so I have to explore some new recipes and meats other than filet mignon. I’m eating filet mignon because it’s so clean and has no tendons or fatty parts. I don’t mind the fat at all, just can’t stand the chewy texture and feel like gagging if I get a chewy part in my mouth. Sooo, this week I prepped a chuck roast in my new Dutch oven I bought. I know, I shouldn’t, but I had to clean out the ‘worst’ fat chunks before cooking it for 3h. It turned out great, but probably would’ve been even more moist if I’ve cooked the fat too. Learning 🙂 The last picture of how my kitchen counter looked after hahhaaaa…

I have some new meats coming next week from an Amish farm. I’m going to attempt pulled pork and also found out they have filet mignon as a roast, so that should be perfect for me 🙂

Me & Angel hit Body 20 again and I told them to jack up the electricity and I felt it for 3 days after hahahaaa…

Also hit the gym for some regular weightlifting and pickleball…

Finally managed to get myself to the hairdresser. Needed some highlight and a cut. Took 6h and I was like an impatient kid. I have a hard time sitting still that long unless I’m flying somewhere. I’m not totally satisfied with my new color so hopefully popping by next week to put in a toner…

Me & Angel made our own body cream made of tallow and body butters. It turned out amazing. If you need a good skin cream, use beef tallow! I cook in tallow too. Your skin feels amazing after and it stays moist all day.

Put in some work hours too 🙂

I wrote King Hunter in the headline because he is the king of this household. Loves his morning cuddles and he puts a paw, or himself, over me so I can’t get up. The other night I built him a cave to sleep in and I slept on a tiny part on the side so his beauty sleep wouldn’t be disturbed. I love spoiling him though 🙂

He also cuddled up with Angel while I was getting ready and she was chilling 🙂 He looks like a loaf of bread between her legs LOL…

Played pickleball at an outdoor court today and it was great. Almost everything is better doing outdoors as long as there are no ants present! Now going to food prep a little so I can try to eat somewhat healthy during the week 🙂 Tomorrow me, Angel and Kayla are driving out to meet with the famous fetish photographer Ken Marcus and plan a shoot. He is amazing and I’m really excited to get to shoot with him.

How are you doing?

XXX Puma

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Creepy Masseuse, Thrifting, Liberty Park…

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Started the week by picking up Angel and we roadtripped to LA. We stayed at a friends house and he is Mexican. What does that have to do with anything you might wonder? Well, they never make you go hungry! Also got some excellent Mescal! Ooops, did I finish it?!

Next day we had a shoot. I played a creepy masseuse which fits my character pretty good hahhaaaa….

Needless to say, we had a blast! Then back to the house for more food! He started by making us Slovakian Parene Buchty which translates to steamed sweet dumplings. They are served with melted butter, chocolate, and powdered sugar. SOOO GOOOD!

I mentioned that I used to eat Mole in Mexico. He sent us to go buy chicken and whipped together some Mexican rice, Mole and chicken. Heaven!

Topped it off with homemade salsa and tortilla chips like I already wasn’t stuffed to the brim and looking 4 months pregnant hahahaaa…

Since more people showed up and we finished all the dumplings he made one more batch to take home with us! We didn’t want to leave LOL! Next morning, coffee and a stop for snacks and lottery tickets before heading back home…

I’ve been wanting to stop at this sculpture park in Yermo, everytime going to/from LA. We made it this time. It’s called Liberty Sculpture Park. You can Google and read more about it as there are pretty powerful messages behind the sculptures.

When heading back to the freeway we passed a thrift store. I love thrift stores so we had to stop. It’s called Thrift N’ More and the owner is Ron and his wife. He was supernice and gave us a lot of tips in the surrounding area. I smell a future roadtrip coming up!

On Thursday we hit Body20 again to burn off all of the sugar and food from LA 🙂 I signed up for once a week for a month to try it out…

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Angel came over to my place after and Hunter made sure to get some scratches from her. He loves Angel 🙂

Had to take my car in for a maintenance check and oil change. Luckily no major defects and my bank account didn’t have to cry!

Did some more thrifting with Angel and a couple of friends yesterday. I fell in love with these chairs! They were already on hold, but will see if the person gets them today, I really want them, even though I don’t need them. But that’s usually my dilemma, I don’t need anything, but I waaaaant….

Some pics from shoots.. I love the red set!

What else? Started watching ‘Gangs Of London’ and liking it a lot!

Trying to get back to reading. I just started ‘Another Roadside Attraction’ by Tom Robbins. I think it’s described as humorous thriller. It’s weird and really funny. I like reading funny books every now and then 🙂

My last book was ‘Midnight Library’ Matt Haig. It’s highly rated, but wasn’t up my alley at all. I like the idea of multiple universes, but that was pretty much the only interesting thing in the book…

Don’t have too much planned for next week. Got to take a poop sample from Hunter and drop it off at the veterinarian and schedule him to remove a couple of teeth. I feel so bad for him, but also don’t want him having any pain they might cause. He doesn’t have a lot of teeth to begin with…

Guess I’ll just have to take the week as it comes 🙂 How about you?

XXX Puma